What’s your favourite kiss?
Submitted by nessastooshort
(Source: broocewayne)
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- The L’Oreal brothers
- Male Katniss
- The green special snowflake who’s always pissed off
- Captain ”my skintight suit will make you feel uncomfortable”
- Billionaire Playboy Philanthropist
- The chick who got added in to make everything look less gay
- Robin
- HE SHOULDN’T HAVE DIED
- The Angry Pirate
I’d work in a flower shop and be insecure. And he’d work in real estate…and there’s always cupcake batter on my face, and I’m like, ‘I just made these cupcakes, but I don’t know how I feel!’ And he’s like, ‘Let me get that cupcake batter off your face… with my dick. Cut to me giving him a hand job. Sorry, I’ve had too much caffeine.
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Aubrey Plaza’s pitch for a romcom starring herself and Ryan Gosling (Vulture) (normanosborn: coenbrosbeforehos)
Can I write you?
(via peachinbeantown)
I feel like this elephant is just sitting on that log going “man i am so cute. don’t you think i am so cute? just look at me in my cuteness. behold.”
(Source: imaginethat-2)
I’m in the process of reconnecting with an old friend of mine, and it feels really good :)
5/23
Today I had trouble sleeping so I tried to sleep in but didn’t really have much success. The cars outside my window tend to enjoy blowing their horns constantly at six o’clock in the morning. Jimmy and I went to Carrefour, a supermarket mall type place. We ended up getting lost and just…
I love that she thinks of me all the way in China. :) I love her.
